I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
I like Tinkerbell a lot not gonna lie.
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Reminder that what the Once-ler chose to do with all his money was build a place where he’d fit in.
Where everyone would have everything they could possibly need
Just like he didn’t.
Where people sang and danced all the time
So he wouldn’t be doing it alone.
And he’d be the centre of attention
Without being the object of ridicule.
That was his dream, and with all the money in the world, he built a place where he’d be happy.
And he never got to see it.
“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
The small dogs were keeping the ball away from Corgnelius all day, so when he finally got it, he just did this. He can die happy now.
yes he can
MOVIEPASS: New On Set Photos Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ Featuring Spider-Man Taking A Joy Ride On A Police Truck & Spending Quality Time With Gwen Stacy
In theaters May 2, 2014.
I’M PEEING MYSELF LAUGHING BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES GAVIN HAS GAGGED OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT AND HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY MOCKED FOR IT MICHAEL IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO FULL ON VOMIT IN THE CAR THIS IS LEGITIMATE COMEDY GOLD
