~Not Enough Cock To Live~

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

mickuro:

fuck shit up!!1!

mickuro:

fuck shit up!!1!

chiicharron:

I SAW SOMEONE DO THIS and i wanted to try it out too

IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA but im done with it so fuck it im posting it

also probs to celebrate that rwby vol 2 opening theme that just came out idk

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

guy:

don’t u hate when u leave the house confident and looking good but u don’t see anyone hot the whole day like what a waste

dragonastra:

R&R Connection more like Team Sober

amirite

agedraider:

three-hunna:

frogscreamsweedpoop:

GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

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FEEEEEEELLS

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When the hot water catches you off guard

unacted:

When the hot water catches you off guard

Novapolitan.

jaclcfrost:

[rips off shirt] i love AUs so much

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer